■ چرا من هرگز به هتل 5 ستاره نمی روم؟ بخش عمومی

> Why I never go to a 5 Star Hotel
>
> Question: "What would you like to have Sir ... Fruit
> juice, Soda, Tea,
> Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
> Answer: "Tea, please"
>
> Question: "Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush
> tea, Ice tea, or green
> tea?"
> Answer: "Ceylontea"
>
> Question: "How would you like it? Black, or white?"
> Answer: "White"
>
> Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
> Answer: "With milk"
>
> Question: "Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk"
> Answer: "With cow milk please."
>
> Question: "Milk from Freeze Land cow or Afrikaner
> cow?"
> Answer: "Umm, I'll take it black."
>
> Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar
> or honey?"
> Answer: "With sugar"
>
> Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
> Answer: "Cane sugar"
>
> Question: "White, brown, or yellow sugar?"
> Answer: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of
> water instead."
>
> Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
> Answer: "Mineral water"
>
> Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
> Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst. Thank you."
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